Spammers Are Weird

Some great spam I just found whilst trawling my inbox for mislabelled non-spam:

"Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here ([link]) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)"

Yes, yes I am bored. Mark and most of my friends have gone home, I'm in Cambridge for another two weeks, I have lots of boring work/jobs/meetings to do, and I'm going down with a cold. Self-pitying is my middle name. If anyone fancies relieving the tedium by providing exciting diversions, talking to me, or even visiting Cambridge, you're more than welcome... even if you're a spammer, apparently.