Our Top Five Favourite Owl Jokes

Q: What's an owl's favourite Archbishop?
A: Desmond Hootu.

Q: What do owls eat in fancy restaurants?
A: Hoot cuisine.

Q: What's an owl's favourite former UN Secretary General?
A: Hootros Hootros Ghali.

Q: What do owls say to other owls when their economy is coming out of a recession?
A: "We're beginning to see the green hoots of recovery."

and finally, the joke that started it all...

Q: What did the owl say to the other owl?
A: Hoot!