Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb...

Okay, this post is a Red Alert. We are on Red Alert because Blogger seems to have decided my blog no longer exists. While I'm sure this won't be a great loss to anybody, it does make me rather distressed considering all the time and energy I've put into pointlessly rambling on here. Strangely enough, Blogger Help doesn't have an FAQ that says "My blog has fallen into a rip in the space-time continuum. What should I do?", so I'm hoping that posting this carefully-crafted little bit of rubbish and republishing will bring it back.

Well, here goes nothing...